Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

He wouldn't let me sit on his face, but he sat on my throat

You want something new, you can have it, but watch your mouth

That's how my girlfriend meets me, her ass is so full of sperm

The new girl hasn't yet learned how to massage, so she just fucks clients

He poured a lot of sperm on the face of a cute chanterelle, and she did not mind